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  • A Blue Arsed Fly

    Bloggity mates...

    I am busy, I am fine and I will skulk around BlogLand when I can. Hugs and kisses.

  • ooer, I accept your challenge!

    Me mate SplitRail has issued forth a challenge for all bloggers to, well, Blog It Forward.

    Go to his blog via the linky ^^^^ and read his post, say you're in if you really are gonna accept his challenge and then go do a random yet anonymous act of kindness within 72 hours.

    Then go back to his blog and write what you did and how it made you feel.

    Excellent idea Split!

  • 'You're a real trooper Ma'

    *gags*

    Why does shite mostly happen when the ole man is out of towm?

    Rhetorical question really.

    This morning I happened to glance up at the ceiling for gawd knows what reason and there were about 20 worms all over the fricking ceiling! WTF!!!!

    I scarpered on a chair, got some paper towel and squished those mo-fos.

    Later this afternoon, I spied about 5 of those little buggers on the ceiling again! Dang.

    I disposed of those bastids (again) and went on about my day.

    Later this evening, I am talking with hubby and telling him the tale when lo and behold, I spies three more of those feckers. Dammit!

    Hubby is trying to calm me down even though he is thousands of miles away.

    Bottom line, there were some eggs in one of the cereals I ate this morning and further investigation revealed that these eggs had developed into larvae.

    *whimpers*

    That is just fricking nasty.

    Hubby trying to tell me how brave I am.

    Bite me sezs I.

    *barfs*

    Don't think I'll be eating dry cereal anytime soon.

  • Mini-Blog meet in Sweden anyone?

    Circumstances are such that I will be going to Stockholm, Sweden from Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 to Sunday, May 18th, 2008 primarily to meet my lovely Mira and to meet up with a few other folks.

    Anybody up for a mini-blog meet during that time?

    :>>

  • my morning constitution

    Each and every morning, I get up and after time has passed, I wander off to the 'loo, do my business and get on with my day.

    Erm, that does pose a wee problem for moi on overnight flights, when after time has passed, I wake up and *coughs* attempt to have my morning constitution.

    I hates having a pony in the plane 'loo. For all those who do not know what a pony is, I aint telling ya, just use your imagination, pfft! to you I say.

    Anyways, 'nuff about you, let's get back to me :>>

    I recognize that y'all might think me to be a sweet, young thing that could only exude scents of flowers and stuff BUT there are moments when....well, I am less-than-sweet smelling.

    And since I am traveling alone, I can't blame my bleedin' husband for the rudeness.

    Suggestions? Thoughts? Anyone?

  • Dooooods

    *whispers*

    Just between you and me....if you were innocently walking down the street *ahem* and a bodacious gal gave you the once over, smiled and said, 'Have a nice day, darling' ...whatever would you do?

    I have seen gals flirt with my hubby and he doesn't have a clue what's going on *eegit* in fact, it took years of me flirting with him before he realized what was going on *doofus*

    *edges closer to computer screen*

    G'wan. Tell me what you would do. You know you wanna.

  • Meno's brain rot

    Why that would be my day Monday.

    I had such great plans. I was gonna make some shortbread cookies, a couple of dozen of bran muffins but I spent the day playing games on the Wii and the damned DS.

    Was supposed to be relaxing on my day off but gawd, I get myself wound up playing those games.

    I did make a shed load of hubby's favorite pasta sauce which pleased him to no end. He could eat pasta every night if I let him.

    I sat at one end of the table watching him scarf whole wheat pasta with homemade pasta sauce and I ate sauteed eggplant and pasta sauce.

    *whimpers*

  • hubby's home

    WOOHOO!

    Took about eight hours and thirty minutes for a slight irritation to kick in. Mind you, of that eight hours and thirty minutes, I was asleep for eight hours and twenty-five minutes.

    The first sign of my irritation popping up was when I noticed someone blocking me from the coffee maker which, I might add, is a no-no.

    It is good to have him back if only for a few days.

    Have a wonderful Sunday evening.

    Toodles.

  • *sniggers*

    Soooooo....who wants to bet that hubby is gonna lose his ever-loving mind looking after the crew here in MenoLand?

    Anyone?

    Just for the record, I look after 8 birds residing in 5 cages which are cleaned once a day and fed twice a day, 15 fish scattered in 7 tanks with some fish fed three times per day and others only twice, 1 kitty-kitty who has 2 feeding areas depending on his mood and the Trio - Molly G, a chocolate labrador retriever who suffers separation anxiety and has been known to eat a mattress or the walls when stressed and has never been away from me in 3 years, Sammy, the mixed breed dog who lurves to scarf dog treats and sits on your heels till you feed him and then Puddum P, the 13 pound PomPoo who defines high maintenance. I take the dogs on three walks a day.

    And I cook hubby's meals, 3 a day, fresh food and all he has to do is sit at the table.

    Phowaaaarrrrrrr!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Things not to say to yer wife if you wanna live

    Prologue

    Chilly weather, pissing rain for two days, scratchy throat, feeling punky, Meno fears cold starting to come and then fecks off, then cold starting to come for fecking hours on end, the Trio are super hyper, Casper the cockatoo screaming more than usual.

    cue convo between hubby and Meno

    Meno: How ya doing Da?

    Hubby: Having a great time Ma. I am relaxing with Dad, food is good, the gambling is good and we are enjoy our vacation.

    Meno: It's gonna snow north of the city tonight.

    Hubby: Really? It's 80 degrees in Las Vegas now.

    Postscript

    I am so getting rip, roaring shit-faced in Liverpool. Roll on November 30th.

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