my morning constitution

« Dooooods | Mini-Blog meet in Sweden anyone? »

my morning constitution

by RunDontWalk ^Pro @ 2007-11-22 – 08:00:00

Each and every morning, I get up and after time has passed, I wander off to the 'loo, do my business and get on with my day.

Erm, that does pose a wee problem for moi on overnight flights, when after time has passed, I wake up and *coughs* attempt to have my morning constitution.

I hates having a pony in the plane 'loo. For all those who do not know what a pony is, I aint telling ya, just use your imagination, pfft! to you I say.

Anyways, 'nuff about you, let's get back to me

I recognize that y'all might think me to be a sweet, young thing that could only exude scents of flowers and stuff BUT there are moments when....well, I am less-than-sweet smelling.

And since I am traveling alone, I can't blame my bleedin' husband for the rudeness.

Suggestions? Thoughts? Anyone?
Options:
Tags:
- damn
Trackback URL for "my morning constitution"

Enter this code:

17 Comments on my morning constitution

Hide subcomments

- Usksider ^Pro
- http://www.usksider.co.uk
- 2007-11-22 @ 08:17:23
Just do what comes natural and to hell with your fellow passengers...
- - RunDontWalk ^Pro
  - http://menomamauk.blog.co.uk
  - 2007-11-23 @ 02:32:36
  Yes, I suppose I should do what comes natural but I would not want to cause an international incident!
  - - Usksider ^Pro
    - http://www.usksider.co.uk
    - 2007-11-23 @ 05:54:57
    You're too sensitive for your own good Mama.
    - Reply to comment
    - Permalink
- Old-Nick ^Pro
- 2007-11-22 @ 08:39:50
Meno, no one has any consideration for anyone else on a plane!

It's something to do with air travel that just turns people into total arses in my experience.

Just go take a pony and damn the lot of them.
- - RunDontWalk ^Pro
  - http://menomamauk.blog.co.uk
  - 2007-11-23 @ 02:34:18
  That's my problem Nick. I tend to be nice and considerate.
  
  See you soon hunny.
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- ladee-bird ^Pro
- 2007-11-22 @ 11:53:50
May i suggest that you take a wash bag or make up bag into the toilet with you, making sure that everyone see's it (may i suggest that you flail it around in the air a lot) that way you can pretend that you have been "freshening up" in the toilet whilst in actual fact you have been waiting for the smell to die down
- - RunDontWalk ^Pro
  - http://menomamauk.blog.co.uk
  - 2007-11-22 @ 11:55:02
  BOL! Great plan. See you soon!
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- jenray ^Pro
- http://www.jenniferhunter.co.uk
- 2007-11-22 @ 14:46:19
They must have air vents in the loos, Meno...know exactly what you mean though...my bum refuses to let go of anything outside even though I'm chewing the tiles and swearing that if doesn't let go I'm going to crawl up it and smack the living daylights out of it... Hope you find a way round this, and just do it...heck of a lot of other peeps are so why not you?...Great big hugs and loads of love...
- - RunDontWalk ^Pro
  - http://menomamauk.blog.co.uk
  - 2007-11-23 @ 02:35:55
  Jen, no doubt you were serious in your reply but you cracked me up and made me giggle. I love your sense of humor.
  
  (((hugs)))
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro
- http://magicalmysterytour.blog.co.uk
- 2007-11-22 @ 18:45:12
*sings* - "there may be trouble ahead..... and whilst the..." etc etc
- - RunDontWalk ^Pro
  - http://menomamauk.blog.co.uk
  - 2007-11-23 @ 02:37:41
  BOL! Damn straight there will be trouble ahead! See you soon.
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- miramaze
- 2007-11-22 @ 19:27:12
You can't even have a scented candle in the loo .. or strike a match .. which usually works .. oh dear ...a few drops of essential oil in both bowls ? Best of luck with it .. I sympathise ((hug ))) x
- - RunDontWalk ^Pro
  - http://menomamauk.blog.co.uk
  - 2007-11-23 @ 02:39:48
  *nods head*
  
  Yes Mira. That's the plan. I will take some essential oils with me. Thank you.
  - Reply to comment
  - Permalink
- PurpleDragon
- 2007-11-22 @ 22:44:05
Open the door and straight away say "God, who was in here last? It STINKS!!", then go in (complete with make up bag to 'freshen up') and do your thang.
- - RunDontWalk ^Pro
  - http://menomamauk.blog.co.uk
  - 2007-11-23 @ 02:38:31
  HAHAHAHAHA! That's an excellent plan! Thank you PD!
  - - PurpleDragon
    - 2007-11-23 @ 10:44:45
    No problem. Enjoy!
    - Reply to comment
    - Permalink
- chassy
- 2007-11-23 @ 11:04:04
Aircraft loos are drafty places
All must rid of nasty faeces
Do for comfort what you need
It may smell like you only peed!

Hope you're having/have had a good flight, are comfortable and still looking forward to seeing everyone. Sunny here, hope it is for you, have a good day, all the best now, Chas.X.
- Reply to comment
- Permalink

my morning constitution

17 Comments on my morning constitution

Leave a comment

Recent posts of "Pffft!!!"

Widgets

Footer